On the fourth day of Creep-mas, my zombie gave to me:

4 killing birds

As they fly south for the winter, we don’t have to worry about psychotic birds pecking our eyes out. Hooray! So instead we can watch four movies about homicidal birds and think about why we don’t want any kind of bird for Christmas.

…Three henchmen,
Two hurdling droves,
and a creepy doll in a tree.