So you’ve gone to a pumpkin farm, enjoyed your fill of apple cider doughnuts and roasted corn, picked out your pumpkin, and sat it down on your front porch. Excellent. Now for one of the most important parts of Halloween: the creation of the jack-o-lantern.
Everyone knows how to carve a pumpkin: cut around the stem, pull off the lid, scrape out the guts, and start slicing. But some people get creative, pulling the guts out through the mouth so it looks like the pumpkin is vomiting, doing artistic designs that involve layered cuts, etc. You can print out designs from the internet if you’re having trouble creating one of your own, but where’s the originality in that?
Anyway, if you need step-by-step instructions, here’s a cute little poem I wrote in high school:
by Joanna Parypinski
Attain a pumpkin, orange and round,
From the nearest patch.
The perfect pumpkin can be found;
Keep searching for a match.
Place it on a surface flat
And get a sharp utensil.
If tracing helps, make sure that
You also have a pencil.
Now take the knife and cut a hole
Around the long brown stem.
Once this is done, grab a bowl
For the seeds: that’s where you’ll put them.
With the hole now open wide,
It’s time to dump the guts;
Because they stick to the inside,
You may have to make cuts.
Once the pumpkin’s hollowed out,
It’s time to draw the face.
Use the pencil to guide the route
That the knife will trace.
Two triangles to make the eyes,
And one more for the nose;
A mouth that either smiles nice
Or scowls (to scare your foes).
When all is carved to your delight,
Hide a candle in the sphere;
The face will flicker in the night
And add to festive fear.
Make sure you put the jack-o-lantern
Somewhere it can be seen.
Its lit face will continue to burn
And wish all a happy Halloween.
This weekend’s pumpkin carving turned out one happy pumpkin (my boyfriend’s) and one scary pumpkin (mine).
Once it got dark out, we lit up some heavy-duty glow sticks and put them inside for a nice eerie effect. Unfortunately, the psycho squirrels around Butler’s campus decided they were hungry for some pumpkin and started munching on my jack-o-lantern’s left eye. Ouch! Looks like it’ll just have to be a zombie-lantern.
Tip: try coating the carved pumpkin in bleach: not only will it keep away the critters, but the bleach will help preserve the pumpkin for longer so you don’t have decayed mush come Halloween.
Don’t forget to separate the seeds from all the guts, spread them on a baking sheet with some olive oil and sea salt, and roast yourselves some delicious pumpkin seeds to much on while you enjoy your creation.