An Afternoon of Horror: Book Signing & More!

Pasadena 2Come one, come all, and enjoy an Afternoon of Horror at the Pasadena Public Library!

This Saturday, April 27th, I will be doing my first book signing at “An Afternoon of Horror,” an event run by the L.A. chapter of the Horror Writers Association. If you’re in the Southern California area, stop by the Pasadena Public Library around 1:00 pm for panels on the horror genre and publishing, and stick around for the book signings that start at 3:00.

I’m joining Bram Stoker Award winning authors and editors, and there will be plenty of great books to check out. If you didn’t make it to the L.A. Festival of Books this past weekend, this is a perfect opportunity to grab some new reads!

I’ll be signing copies of PANDORA, which will be available to buy for a discounted price (read: cheaper than what you’ll find online). I’ll also have some free swag such as bookmarks, pens, etc. for anyone who stops by. And if you’ve already read the book, you should come see my replica of the box itself, hand-crafted by my very own sister, Mallory Parypinski.

Free panels? Free swag? Signed books? What more could you want on a sunny Saturday afternoon?

See my Events page if you need the address, or join the event on Facebook.

If you want to see which authors will be there, check out the details at the official Pasadena website. Trust me when I say there will be some amazing writers at this event.

Can’t wait to see you there!

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More New Publications

Two more anthologies have been published since my last post: one dedicated to horror on the high seas, the other celebrating women in horror. Each includes a story of mine!

This is the second Cruentus Libri Press anthology I’ve been in. “The Dead Sea” was edited by Kevin G. Bufton. From the back cover:

The Dead Sea“On the open seas, nothing is more deadly than the cold and uncaring ocean…
…until the dead start to rise from beneath the waves and take their vengeance on the living.”

This anthology features my alternate history story “The Island of Doctor Moldovan.” In a world where Vlad the Impaler is a vampire who has spent the last five hundred years taking over Europe, two invading American marines face the horrors of the isolated Wallachian Empire… Specifically the horrors of a small island in the Mediterranean, run by a doctor with a deadly secret.

Download or buy from Amazon.

Mistresses of the MacabreThe other recent anthology was published by Dark Moon Books and features horror stories written exclusively by women. Lori Michelle edited “Mistresses of the Macabre,” which includes “Eighteen tantalizing tales of terror that are sure to ensnare you.”

My story, “And One for the Road,” follows the waitress of a small-town diner who is thrust into a time warp, forcing her to relive a horrible day over and over. With each repetition, she is driven further into madness and murder.

Order from Amazon or Barnes & Noble.

I haven’t gotten a chance to read either of these anthologies yet, so it looks like I’ve got some stories to check out before the next publication. In another month or so, Dark Moon Digest 11 should be out, which will include my story “Shadows.” Another Dark Moon release to be excited about!

Movie Review: Sinister

Last week I was gearing up for the release of a promising new movie with Guillermo del Toro’s name attached: Mama. Unfortunately, it disappointed me, leaving me to wonder where I might find a horror movie that wouldn’t. I ended up watching 2012′s Sinister and was pleasantly surprised.

The movie is about a true crime writer who envelops himself in his work to the degree that he moves his unknowing family to the scene of a recent murder, where someone hanged a family and kidnapped the sole surviving child. The writer, played by Ethan Hawke, discovers an old projector and several reels of disturbing home movies in which families are murdered in different ways.

After viewing the movies, which prove quite sinister indeed, we viewers are left with two questions: 1. Who filmed these movies? and 2. Who is the demonic figure that appears in the background of all the killings?

Something about this movie struck me as Stephen King-esque: perhaps the cynical writer who has a strained relationship with his wife and children, or the strange, eclectic soundtrack that reminded me of The Shining. But it had its own unique flavor as well, using the “found footage” trope to bloodcurdling success (the image of the family hanging on the tree is particularly eerie). I also got hints of The Ring from the movie. Funny enough, it turns out writer C. Robert Cargill’s inspiration for Sinister came from a nightmare he had after watching The Ring. In the nightmare, he discovers a film in his attic of a family being hanged.

One of the best horror films of 2012. If you haven’t seen it yet, give yourself a spooky treat and get a copy of Sinister when it comes out on DVD on February 19th!

FINAL VERDICT

Plot: 9 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

Acting: 8 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

Visuals: 9 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

Music: 6.5 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

Scare factor: 8 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

Overall: 8 out of 10 super-8 snuff films

New Anthologies Available

Two new anthologies just came out with my stories in them. The first is the long-awaited anthology of child-themed horror by Cruentus Libri Press, called Suffer the Little Children.

suffer the little childrenFrom the back cover:

“Cruentus Libri Press brings you sixteen tales of horror and the macabre featuring children facing their fears face on. From old myths to new gods; from bloodthirsty trolls beneath the bridge to the untold horrors of the ball pond”

Included is my story of ghosts, magic, and buried bones. “The Garden” follows lonely Lily to her late great-aunt’s garden, haunted by the legend of a witch and her victims.

You can get this one at Amazon.

 

The second anthology is brought to you by ColdArcane II Fusion Media and the acclaimed Arcane series. Following the success of Arcane I, which displayed Nathan Shumate’s talent for finding fresh voices in horror, Arcane II promises 21 more unsettling stories to keep you up at night.

My story in this one is called “Lakeshore Drive,” in which an epic snowstorm stalls traffic and traps one woman in her car with her own demons: the ones inside her head as well as the ones out in the storm…

Get it at Amazon or Barnes&Noble.

Two more anthologies featuring my stories are set to come out in the next couple of months as well, so stay tuned for release dates! In the meantime, this should provide plenty of creepy reading for an evening by the fire.

Movie Review: V/H/S

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good horror movie that deserved a review here on Pandora’s Pen… and it looks like I’ll be waiting longer still for a worthy contender. In the meantime, let’s have a look (and maybe a laugh) at 2012′s flop of a found-footage feature, V/H/S.

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I wanted to like this movie, and there were certainly some cool aspects of it, but overall it just didn’t gel. The premise is simple: some guys get hired to break into a house and steal a rare VHS tape. Yet the simple storyline got unnecessarily convoluted by the other storylines weaving their way through the main one.

What happens in the movie involves these guys watching the found footage on the VHS they’re looking for, but what the audience sees is a bunch of seemingly random vignettes hastily taped together around the framework of the thieves, which, because it is also shot with a handheld camera, doesn’t stand out at all as the frame of the movie. They don’t make it clear when we’re seeing the tapes that these boys are watching vs. tapes that the boys are taping themselves. The confusion with this storyline caused the bulk of this viewer’s disappointment. The other disappointing factors involved the moviemaker’s apparent infatuation with sex and nudity.

Obviously, sex and nudity happen in horror movies. It’s just a thing. But when there are boobs thrown at you in virtually every scene, as well as the almost-gang-rape scene (which thankfully ended with the girl transforming into a monster and devouring the men), it just gets annoying. Couple that with the terrible dialogue, and you might think this movie was written by a couple of horny teenage boys.

But onto the better parts: some of the effects were done surprisingly well, which was actually helped by the VHS-quality of the footage. Though it got annoying to watch an entire movie in such low quality (in this age of BluRay and HD), this did allow for some spooky moments… like the guy who you can’t ever fully see in the tape because it gets pixilated around him. Kudos to them for realizing what you can’t see is often scarier than what you can!

The girl from the scene-that-was-almost-a-gang-rape also turned out to be pretty creepy. Her voice, even before we knew she was a monster, was messed up on the tape, and when she revealed herself… well, she looked like this:

girl from vhs

Not sure why she was split down the middle, but it definitely gave her an otherworldly creepiness that saved the scene.

The other found footage ranges from equally creepy to stupid, but you can tell from the hints of atmosphere and the way the filmmakers used the found footage trope that this movie had the potential for greatness. Had it lived up to that potential, it could have been 2012′s sleeper hit and a downright scary movie to boot. Instead, the shoddy splicing of the tapes, the poor dialogue, and the unclear framework crumbled the movie from an original creep-fest to just another mediocre addition to the found-film genre. Alas.

FINAL VERDICT

Story concept: 9 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Execution of plot: 5 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Script: 4 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Acting: 5 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Cinematography and visuals: 8 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Music and atmospheric sound effects: 6 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Scare factor: 7 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Overall: 6 out of 10 creepy VHS tapes

Don’t just take my word for it! If you want to come to your own conclusions about the movie, go watch V/H/S for yourself right here!

How Many Times Has the World Ended?

As you may know, the world did, in fact, survive the 2012 Mayan-inspired apocalypse-that-never-was. Just like we survived all the other predicted Ends of the World in the last few years. To celebrate the fact that it’s 2013 and the world as we know it is still kicking, why don’t we look back on all the times people thought the world was going to end, but didn’t?

OnlinePsychologyDegree.net posted a cool timeline to illustrate humanity’s obsession with its own impending extinction (something we horror fans understand quite well). Allison Morris, who helped create the image, was kind enough to let me post it for all of you to see right here!

So, here we go: all the times the world didn’t actually end.

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2012: Horror Year in Review

We’ve once again entered a new year! As we welcome 2013 into our lives, make and fail to keep resolutions, and try to ignore the unlucky number that’s now going to plague us until next December, let’s take a quick look back at all the creepy things that happened in 2012.

Some good horror reads came out in 2012, including Kin by Kealan Patrick Burke, an excellent zombie novel: Soundtrack to the End of the World by Anthony J. Rapino, and a gruesome book of short stories: Ad Nauseum by C. W. LaSart. A few of the sequels I couldn’t wait to read have come out too (Zombie, Illinois by Scott Kenemore and This Book Is Full of Spiders by David Wong) except I haven’t read either yet… no spoilers!

A few more of my short stories were published in anthologies: “Anthem of the Damned” in First Time Dead Vol. 3 and “The Viola d’Amore” in Cover of Darkness March 2012. More to come on 2013.

Horror in television fizzled in and out. We had The River for a hot second on ABC, but the mediocre show didn’t last and both debuted and was cancelled in 2012. Luckily, horror movies fared better this past year. The Woman in Black was creepy good, The Raven was fun for Edgar Allan Poe fans like myself, and The Cabin in the Woods stole the show as the most entertaining movie I’ve seen all year.

In sadder news, Ray Bradbury, author of classics like The Halloween Tree, died at 91. In less sad but more creepy news, Frankenstein mummies were found in Scotland.

For the umpteenth time, the world didn’t end, but you can be sure some other ancient prophecy will surface in 2013 for yet another apocalypse scare. That pesky world just keeps on ticking, doesn’t it?

And I’ve saved the best for last, of course: my first novel, PANDORA, was published! 2012 will live on as the exciting year in which I published the first book of many more to come. Unfortunately, since it’s small press, not many copies have sold, though it’s gotten great reviews. My new year’s resolution is to sell more copies. So please spread the word to anyone who likes horror or Greek mythology! I’m also looking for more reviews on Amazon, Goodreads, etc; if you’d like a review copy to post a review on your own blog and/or one of those sites, please contact me!

My other new year’s resolution? Blog more. Ready, set, go!

Happy 2013, everyone! Stay scared!

12/21/12: The Mayan Apocalypse

So the ancient Mayan-predicted Apocalypse has begun. Zombies swarm the streets, the sky billows black with smoke, and fire rains down on the broken remains of the world. Natural disasters run rampant; the Earth’s magnetic field is reversing; Walmarts across the nation are being looted. Or something.

How are you spending your Apocalypse? In case you’re bored, here’s a fitting piece of Apocalyptic flash fiction that I wrote, and which was previously published by Necon E-books.

If you need me, I’ll be out killing zombies.

12.21.12

In the folds of a cyberreality, time shivered and stuck. The machine whirred histrionically as thousands of equations stuttered on the series 1221122112, where the virus corrupted the alien entity of electric intelligence.

The Scientist growled in frustration at the frozen world of coding paused upon the screen—an entire universe of virtual evolution vanquished by a calculation error. Why was it always this spot where the system crashed?

And how did the virtual people all know it was coming?

The Scientist unplugged and reset the program. Time imploded. He hit restart and the universe banged into existence once again.

The Next Big Thing

So you’ve read PANDORA (or you’re planning on it): but get ready, because my next book is going to be darker, gorier, freakier, crazier, and all around more intense. It’s currently in its second revision, but here’s an exclusive first look at the most haunting and weird thing I’ve ever written.

“The Next Big Thing” is a post that many other indie writers have been doing lately. I was asked to participate by fellow horror writer Wesley Southard, who did his post last week. Go check it out!

What is the working title of your book?

Hillyard.

Where did the idea come from for the book?

I gave myself a challenge: write the scariest book in the world. What would happen in that book? I considered some of the most horrific settings and circumstances. An image took hold of my mind: a creepy old cemetery on a hill, the headstones cracked and crooked. The gate to the graveyard is broken, and its name has been forgotten—so the people just call it Hillyard.

I also wondered what it would be like to be trapped underneath the cemetery, in catacombs that stretch down through the earth… to be trapped down there with a dead person attached to you…

After I started writing the book, I realized that it was not going to be the scariest book in the world. Well, it might be, but such a definition is impossible to make when fear is so subjective. I realized that, instead of writing “the scariest book in the world”, I’d written something wholly original, gruesome, and chilling. At the very least, it wasn’t like any book that I had ever read or written before.

What genre does your book fall under?

Under the overarching banner of Horror, it might be classified as Supernatural, Psychological, Literary, even Zombie if you squint… take your pick!

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

I couldn’t really say what actor might be best to play these roles; I can say that they are each quite distinctive in their appearances, so any actor would have to make a transformation to become one of them anyway.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

A conjoined twin is buried alive beneath a magical cemetery on a hill, where all the town freaks end up and where lies a rumored gate to Hell.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

I don’t plan to self-publish, but it is a very strange book. It’s hard to say who will be interested. I can’t predict the road ahead.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

I’ve been in the process of writing Hillyard for a while. The initial idea gave me a frenzy of inspiration, and I wrote the first section of the book shortly after. I wasn’t sure where it should go from there, so I moved on to other things and left the unfinished manuscript for a year or two. When I came back to it, I had fresh ideas in mind and went about actually outlining the plot.

The final three sections of the book were harder to write than the first; they came in starts and stops, and I had to go back multiple times to insert new sections and rearrange others. Finally, when I had revised the first section many times and resolved the other plotlines I’d woven in, I finished the first draft.

I can’t help writing like that sometimes: revising while I write. It was certainly an interesting and rather schizophrenic approach to writing a book, which I’m not sure I care to repeat—then again, perhaps that was the perfect method for this odd piece of literature.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

Parts of it make me think of Neverland by Douglas Clegg: mainly the idea of children getting caught up in horrific supernatural circumstances. It also falls in that strange category of novels with children protagonists that aren’t at all meant to be read by children.

Who or What inspired you to write this book?

See answer to question 2.

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

The main characters are a pair of twins conjoined from the shoulders down, i.e.: two heads sharing one body. What if one of them died?

Cover Art for “The Dead Sea”

We’ve had a bit of a lull here since Halloween… sorry about that, folks. I promise there’s more creepy goodness to come, even though the witching season has ended. I mean, what’s scarier than Black Friday?

A few writing updates:

Cruentus Libri Press is prepping their anthology, The Dead Sea, for release, which includes my story “The Island of Doctor Moldovan” (savvy readers will notice the blatant homage to H.G. Wells). It takes place in an alternate history where Vlad the Impaler is a vampire and, over the centuries, has conquered most of Europe. The Mediterranean islands, called the “Blood Islands,” are host to a number of macabre creations in this alternate world. Check out the awesome cover art for the antho:

In other news, I’ll be having my first story podcast by Tales to Terrify, and it also happens to be the first story I ever got published! “The Fifth” appeared over a year ago in Alternate Dimensions, an anthology by Static Movement Press. I’ll let you know as soon as it’s available to listen; in the meantime, check out their other podcasts at their website!